The 13 Best Beer Quotes [May 2019 Edition]
We’ve assembled a baker’s dozen of the best quotes about beer.
Scroll down to see the full list — as well as a few special offers you might like.
1. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
~ Benjamin Franklin
2. He was a wise man who invented beer.
3. A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure
4. All right, brain. You don’t like me, and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer
~ Homer Simpson
5. For a quart of Ale is a dish for a king
~ William Shakespeare
6. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza
7. Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world
~ Kaiser Wilhelm
8. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day
~ Frank Sinatra
(Ok, maybe it’s not about beer specifically, but I’ll give Frank a pass here).
9. What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today
~ Edgar Allan Poe
10. Make sure that the beer – four pints a week – goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop
~ Sir Winston Churchill
11. You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer
~ Frank Zappa
12. Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world!
~ Jack Nicholson
13. I drink, and I know things.
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Got any other good craft beer quotes we’ve forgotten? Post your favorite beer quotes in the comments and we may add them to future versions of our custom bottle openers. Speaking of…
Today is your lucky day — you can get one of our .50 Caliber Bottle Openers featuring your choice of these 13 quotes! If you’re like me you can never have enough craft beer gadgets, and these unique .50 Cal Bottle Openers will make the perfect gift for the craft beer lover who has everything.
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